I’ve gone on enough awkward dates and had enough almost-relationships to expect anything new
What if people with food blogs had photosets, and one picture showed the food they ate and one next to it would show the shit they’d take?
I think I had a dream about this.
why can’t I just buy everything from j.crew ;__;
sometimes my TV makes some sort of loud bang noise
and it sounds like someone’s throwing rocks at my window
but obviously no one is because I’m a lonely spinster
in other news, the quality of my blog is exponentially decreasing
and a lady with boobs the size of my ass just came on MTV
just saw two commercials in a row for animal cruelty
omg omg omg I should become a vegetarian
but i love tacos so much